remember when you used to be real secretive about reading smutty fanfiction and making sure you were the only one in the room and now you read that shit at the dinner table like it’s nothing
Wow he got game
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me. (via lovequotesrus)
Two adorable baby elephants
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
This is really fucking powerful.
women dont have rights over their own bodies
innocent black people are getting gunned down
people are having to protest for basic human rights
did i just describe 1914 or 2014?
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.