Asked mom to buy at Healthy Options earlier today and I will start tomorrow. Wish me luck!
when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir