Now in American Samoa. Leaving tomorrow to Western Samoa. In a long distance relationship and I ask him if we can skype because I won’t be able to get internet connection back or easy & cheap access to a phone and he turns me down to hang out with the boys.

I have no problems with him hanging out with the boys, but I do when he says he misses me so much and all that lovey-dovey crap and has no show for it, especially when there is a huge possiblity that we won’t talk for a really long time.

Heller, this is a long-distance call and you have your boys every single damn day.

Just don’t lie to me that you “REALLY” miss me, because darling, I really miss you and I’m the only one that’s trying to work it out here.